NATHAN: My eighth birthday, right. He’s supposed to be taking me out for the day, so he takes me to IKEA. And he buys so much of that flat-pack furniture, that there’s no room for me in the car, so he leaves me there for three hours! And then some guy with a beard sees me hanging around and buys me lunch. I spent my eighth birthday eating Swedish meatballs with a known paedophile!
JAMIE: Did he..?
NATHAN: No, no, no. Dad got back just as we were finishing our ice cream. But that sick pervert cared more about me that dad ever did! (he pauses) He would’ve taken me to the zoo.Misfits; Season 2 - Episode 2
